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Proven Guilty

I’m sick n tired on taking about clumsy Norwegian which always made stupid promises. As i has been approached by my guys in frustrated told me that they had been given shits by them.

Making Easy Money

Making easy money, that’s how SIS Marine tried very hard to do, in order to get it from their client. I had worked along together with all races arround the globes, from the whole world and today two fuckin Norwegian tried to show to me how foolish they were.

My Second Merdeka Son Was Borned.

31st August,2009 1:20am at Hospital Besar Melaka my second Merdeka Son Was Borned and officially made me a father with two “Anak Merdeka”.

We are ready to go

It has been a long months since I started my job here in UMWSD. Days by days gone and I can say that everyday we faced a dammed miserable things weather we found or been highlighted by our reps in Batam. DDWG known as dry Docks world Graha, claimed to be owned by an Arab guy whom stayed in Dubai.

We are constructing 2 new jackup rigs which been signed between our partner Standard Drilling Norway and Labroy Offshore Limited few years back in Batam.

Quit Smooking

I has been 3 weeks, as I hardly tried to quit smooking after been advised by the doctor. I usually smooked 3 packs of Marlboro Lights (60 sticks) per day and now reduced to 1 pack to 14 sticks for two days.

Since  I reduced my smooking habits, I felt on gaining weight as well as my tummy getting ….. erk… my pants all getting small…!!!! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu. I did realized that i can’t stop eating at all the time. So, to avoid from taking heavy food day and night, I drank more then plenty of waters…. and once I felt to smooke, I drink plain water.

As a result, I successfully gain my waist not bigger but hugeenough…!!!! My tummy was huge filled with liquids. I’m hardly to move, to stand after sitting on the floor and felt inconfortable at all the time.

NOW I’M CONSIDERING TO SMOOKE BACK……………!!!!!!!!!!!!  haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cau ci baiiiiiiiiiiiii

Letih dan lelah…

dah lamo dah tak conteng kek dalam blog nie. Mano tak e, asik dok kojo-kojo-kojooooooooo yo. poie lopeh subuh balik lopeh isya’. Naik koreng dah nie…. lutut pun dah longga-longga nie ha…. lamo dah tak dapek nie haaa… huhuhuhuhu

New MMS, new task, new challenge.

It has been nearly 6 months as I had served UMWSD and since the first day I joined the company I had been given a task to setup the STAR System for the company.

Me and my kids

Today, as a routine, I called my wife before I scoot out from the office and I had been told that my second elder son having a flu and cough and as advised y the government to have a medical checkup when suddenly we caught some similarity syn-tom of the H1N1.

I rushed back home and grabbed my kid to Ampuan Rahimah General Hospital in Klang. There were quiet numbers of schools closed in Kuala Lumpur due to H1N1 and Sekolah Menengah Section 13 was one of the schools which involved in H1N1 cased but yet to be close by the government.

After went through the checking and blood test for more then two hours waiting, he had found free of H1N1 and we wnt back home at 12:o0 mid night.

Kisah bapa mertua mencabul kehormatan menantu

Seorang lelaki berumur 48 tahun telah ditahan polis hari ini kerana telah mencabul kehormatan menantu perempuannya.

Kejadian dikatakan berlaku lebih kurang pukul 11 pagi apabila tertuduh dikatakan telah masuk ke dalam bilik menantunya yang pada masa itu tinggal berseorangan kerana suaminya telah pergi bekerja.

Tertuduh kemudian dilaporkan telah memaksa mangsa menanggalkan bajunya lalu tertuduh telah meramas dan menghisap buah dada ( mesti besar, pejal dan montok tu ) mangsa.
Jiran-jiran dapat menangkap tertuduh setelah mendengar jeritan mangsa lalu membawanya ke balai polis.

Di balai polis, suami mangsa, iaitu anak lelaki tertuduh, terus meluru kepada ayahnya dengan perasaan marah bercampur kesal.

Si anak dengan menahan sabar berbaur kemarahan, dengan nada suara menggigil kerana menahan amarah yang amat sangat, lalu bertanya kepada ayahnya, “Ayah….. naper ayah buat camni ha? Ayah dah hilang akal ke? Tak malu ke? Mana kami nak letak muka, ayah? Kenapa ayah? why? why? why?”.

Si ayah pun dengan tenang lagi selamba menjawab, “Ooh… malu konon… apa yang nak dimalukan?” Berdesing telinga si anak apabila mendengar jawapan ayahnya.

“Apa??!! Tak malu??!!! Badan si anak menggeletar teramat kerana cuba menahan marah.
Itu bini saya la ayah!!!!

“Dah tu…..” tempelak si ayah, “yang kau tu dulu hisap buah dada bini aku, aku tak kisah pun.
Takkan skang ni aku nak hisap buah dada bini kau pun tak boleh??? Kena adil laaa!!!” Si anak terus jadi sawan mendengar jawapan ayahnya.

muahahahah…sekian.. dah pegi sambung keje!

The Rules Of “F”

What men have to do, just follow the true rules of “F”

a. Find her

b. Friend her

c. Flirt her

d. Fondle her

e. Finger her

f. Fuck her

g. Forget her

h. Find next

New Job, New Home and New Environment

Its been  a long time I didn’t free my time writing and updating my blog. Not because I’m lazy but a bit busy with my new job which dragged me and paid more attention to complete the tasks been given.

Today is the first weekend with my family since we move to Shah Alam. This morning we went to the fish market at S 6, having breakfast there and scoot home two hours later. Farisha not feeling very well today and actually he body felt a bit worm since yesterday. My wife decided to bring her to the clinic this afternoon.

Hafiz has started his schooling last Friday at Section 9 and Amar will start by Monday next week. I’d seen from their face an enjoyment with their new home, new schools and new friends. hafiz had started a relationships with some kids from our neighbours.

I couldn’t tell all of you out there how to appreciate on spending weekend with your family. To see the kids flittering arround, the boys are playing in the living room sounding the vehicles while they are pushing their toys, Farisha to climb up to my head while I’m reading a news paper while I’m planning to clim my wife in the mid of Saturday night for our future undertakings investment………… huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

As my house facing directly to the pool, I could saw my hero’s swimming and diving in the pool up and down happily while their sister just sat on the chair looking at he brothers.

Chinese New year Incident

Well I think it’s not too late to great “GONG XI FA CHAI” to all Malaysias especialy to all my Chinese friends. What a great celebration and a holiday. I spent most of the time with my family of course after suffering 4 days “ceret beret” during Chinese New Year. May be I ate lots of oranges…..ahaks..!!!

My life & family

Well, almost two months, I just laid my bud on the chair doing nothing. Just keep on my body fit by playing with the kids by laying down on the floor at the same time…. huhuhhuhuuhuhu.

Being a Teacher

As I spent my time fully at home as a “househusband”, I had started a tution class for my kids after the came back from school everyday.

I bought a 6 X 5 foot white board that cost me about RM90 at Huan Yo (kedai stationeries Cina kat depan rumah tu haaaa) together with the whiteboard markers and a duster. My fully attention was my 10years old son Amar as he needs lots of practice in writing.

Seronok jugak macam dah jadik cekgu pulak ….. huhuhuhuhu..

When Ikhbal came back from his school, he brought back his homework where I saw him putting down all his technical drawing equipments spreading on the floor, and suddently I flashed back my memories which happened long time ago when I balik kampung from Polytech with the same homework.

A set square, flex curve, french curve and  compas refresh my memories for 20 years ago when I’m in technical school. He asked me about the first and third elevation drawing, isometric drawing and some other related to his studies.

Last week he called me from school asking me weather he should stay in Engineering Drawing or LCT Class? I can’t decide anything because I didn’t know what his interested with. Engineering Drawing for me was an interested subject which I scored full marks while in school (if I’m not mistaken…huhuhuhuhuu) but I know nothing in computer technology (tak pernah belajar bab nie beb…).

So, I explained to him more about engineering drawings before he came back and told me that he had decidced to take engineering drawings class.

And today for the very first time I’m teaching engineering drawing to my kid. I might forgoten some skills on preparing engineering drawing but after I saw all complete sets of engineering drawing tools, easily I grabbed all the memories and started sketching and put it down on a piece of paper. I admit that, I had forgoten some of the definations but, I successfuly covered it up back by referring to my old machineries engineering handbook which I used before in school. I still kept it in safe and it still looked new.