LuLu was a prostitute, on day there was a raid and all the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
As LuLu stood in line, she saw her grandma coming down the street and she was so ashamed, Grandma didn’t know her occupation. Grandma stop by to say “hi” and asked what the line was for. LuLu, saving her face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said, wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When a policeman, saw her at the end of the line, he was so amazed as he approached her and asked:-
The policeman : “how the heck you do this at your age?”
Grandma : I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck em dry.
The policeman fainted…!!!!!!!
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